I'm not actually a pickle.

skankmcmeow:

it’S OCTOBER

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

so-basically-larry:

I think this accurately sums up my life.

so-basically-larry:

I think this accurately sums up my life.

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

danisnotonfire:

so i made myself a website when i was 12 and IT’S STILL ON THE INTERNET

new video tumblr! pls reblog this and as always to say ty for your support i shall stalk a bunch of your blogs! thank you and i hope you enjoy ~